Tiny Penis Club
If you found this site by mistake, congratulations :). If you found it on your car, you suck at driving and/or parking, douchebag. If you saw this on someone else's car, they done fucked up and now the world knows; they have a tiny penis.
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Elon Musk
"Every time I dump another car battery in the ocean, I feel myself get a little bit bigger down there."
I was super insecure about my size. I am so glad to have found this community.
I am your FBI agent. I know you are here, and your presence is duly noted.
"I am so sorry for using racist slurs, I'm just stupid and it's not really my fault." -Paraphrased but accurate.
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